What is a British pub song saying, "Up the fairway! Up the fairway! Where's my **** ball?

I was stationed in Italy and they had a NATO base where some British Sailors were singing a song and I was trying to tell someone about it. I think it started, "When I was a young boy...." But somewhere later in the song they would say, "Up the Fairway! Up the Fairway! Where's my freakin ball!" Well, they didn't use the word freakin. Can someone tell me the name of the song or sent me the lyrics? Thanks a bunch!